The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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