I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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