I need help removing her.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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