Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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