Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Boobs are out for the taking
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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