She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
you're hired as official boob wrangler
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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