so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Do vagina's smell?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
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Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
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Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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