Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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