Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
50% drunk capacity currently
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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