we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
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If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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