I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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