But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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