just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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