Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
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Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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