Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
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She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
My vagina just clenched in fear
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize