Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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