Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
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I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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