i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I want to fling myself into the sun
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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