what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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