question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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