Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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