Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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