We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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