"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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