redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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