That's intense
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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