Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
