Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
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Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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