If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
only if we run a train.
done.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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