Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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