im gay
i know
yea but for you.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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