I wanna passion pit in your ass
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
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they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
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I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Terrible idea I love it
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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