Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
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