porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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