when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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