sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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