break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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