remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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