then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
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Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
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I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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