Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just cut my nipple shaving
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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