I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
