I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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