Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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