How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We don't watch enough power rangers
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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