It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
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I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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