Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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