Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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