Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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