no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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