If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Randomize
