Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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