they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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