what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
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No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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